467 grams for everything ever written YOU DUSTY OLD FARTS!

  • Diplomjodler@feddit.deEnglish
    7·
    8 months ago

    But how are you going to demonstrate your erudition and intellectual superiority without a shelf full of paper books?

    • NineSwords@ani.socialOPMEnglish
      5·
      8 months ago

      Show off your irresponsible spending habits with a shelf full off iPads instead. Erudition and intellect aren’t where it’s at anymore. It’s crippling debt and bling!

  • ludrol@bookwormstory.socialEnglish
    3·
    8 months ago

    I won’t stand for this tyranny! Do YOU have no respect for the rules! It’s written right there in BOLD: Absolutely no Japanese novels allowed in any way, shape or form!

    I will poison your tea on MY tea party with MY friends and shame you in the eyes of the whole gathering.

    The book is for the proper look not for their contents, and this black slab is unsightly for my frail eyes. Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

    • NineSwords@ani.socialOPMEnglish
      3·
      8 months ago

      It’s written right there in BOLD

      I send myself to shadowban prison

      Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

      Boy do I have bad news for you.

    • I2jgwh0hYtxrCZQ@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish
      2·
      8 months ago

      The book is for the proper look not for their contents, and this black slab is unsightly for my frail eyes. Lady Rozemyne will be informed about such blasphemy against books and proper etiquette.

      But doesn’t she have a similar glowing slab for special times?